Squirting is No. 1!!!

So I was completely unaware of this, but all of those times in the past that My Lady has squirted during sex with me she was really just pissing on me.

At least, that’s what the wonderful people over at the clickbait website Vice would have you believe.

A recent article was brought to my attention, titled, “Squirting is Just Peeing, Say Scientists.” I gave it a read, and I have issues with claims that are made in the article. To be honest, I wasn’t surpised at the level of investigative journalism from a site that features a link to an article titled “Brazil Is Grieving Over a Beauty Queen’s Rotting Ass” on its sidebar.

The article at least has the conscience to provide a link to the study abstract. My first question is: who exactly are these scientists? They got a nice gig going on here. “No, we aren’t watching these women orgasm over and over because we’re creeps… this is SCIENCE!!!” You can’t tell me that these pervs didn’t go home every day and jerk off as hard as they possibly could.

With that out of the way, reading through the abstract exposes a lot of problems with the study. They went about observing seven women (also known in the scientific community as an absurdly small sample size) who reported massive fluid release during sex (the article specifically mentions a cupfull of liquid, which, yeah, I would consider massive). So not only do we have a small sample size, but we also have selection bias going on. BAD SCIENCE ALERT!!!

They basically picked women who would give them the best chance to prove their theory (if you’re squirting a cup full of liquid when you cum, there’s a decent chance some of it might be urine, because duh, that’s a lot of goddamn fluid) and stopped when the data supported them.

Let me tell you what I know, from firsthand (and firstcock) knowledge. I’m pretty sure when ML squirts that it isn’t pee. There are a few reasons I believe this. First, ML can feel the difference between when I’m stimulating her in a squirty way and when I’m starting to hit her bladder, and so can I. Second, the fluid that comes out does not look, smell, or taste like pee. It has a very potent musky scent, and it turns me on like fucking crazy. Piss doesn’t do that for me. Third (and this is the best evidence, in my opinion), just about every time ML squirts, she feels the need to go pee after, and she pees A LOT. It’s enough to be like , “okay, if that squirt was piss, where is all this coming from?” The study claims that the women had empty bladders after orgasm; ML’s bladder is anything but.

So why is there such a disagreement? I’m guessing that the women in the study already had some sort of incontinence issue already. I mean, how else are you going to squirt a cup full of fluid? It’s actually not that big of a deal to me. Whether it’s piss or not, I still think it’s fucking sexy when M Lady’s pussy squirts. It’s mindblowing to think that her pussy squirts a lot more often than my cock does. I love it when she squirts all over me, soaks my body in her juices, and even forces me to drink it down. If it’s pee, then so be it. What’s most important is that it makes both ML and me horny, and it certainly does that!


Deafening Orgasms

Something that has only ever happened to me in the 15 years I’ve been with my amazing husband is apparently not all that uncommon. There are times when cagedmonkey will make me orgasm so hard that I go deaf. The loss happens mostly in my left ear but can occur in both. I experience this sudden cessation of hearing post orgasm, not all of the time, but pretty much every time I orgasm hard. When I say I go deaf, I don’t mean totally, I can still hear but it’s muffled as if there is cotton in my ear or I’m under water. It usually lasts anywhere between 30 seconds to several minutes. I don’t usually have any issues with balance, disorientation or dizziness. Although at times I’ve gotten up somewhat fast (aka kids interrupting) and got the whole lightheaded dizzy feeling but I chalk that up to the sudden blood flow leaving my head!

I’ve recently done some research on this because I was curious if this was something that only happened to me. I found that it’s actually not that uncommon. It doesn’t seem very common but not anything too rare. Apparently when you’re having a body-shaking, mind blowing, super awesome orgasm it can cause this hearing loss and sometimes vision loss. I wanted to see if professionals had any thoughts on it and I found a reply from one Dr online who wrote something to the effect of:

This temporary hearing loss could be due to Eustachian tube block. “The Eustachian tube is a narrow tube that connects the middle ear with the back of the nose.” Due to increased activity of all glands during sexual activity, this tube gets blocked and while it is blocked, a person could experience partial block or hearing loss. Later the tube opens and they can hear again.

Seems like a pretty good explanation because having a bit of a medical knowledge myself, the things she said are true. I’m sure if my crazy research lady took over I could find multiple reasons this could be happening but honestly it’s just nice to know it’s not some weird thing only my body does. I know, for me, I’m holding my breath and pushing so hard against the inside of my skull when I’m having an exceptionally hard orgasm that I could practically pop an eye out. Especially when the kids are about and I’m attempting with everything I have to hold in the “holymotherfuckingsonofagoddamnbitchthisisanawesomeorgasm” scream I want to let out. Sometimes I wonder, in a nerdy sort of way, what amount of force I’m putting on my throat muscles, my brain and my chest even while holding in my incredible orgasm response. If I did let out my screens of delight I often wonder if I’d blow out mine and cagedmonkey’s eardrums haha.

Anyway, along this road we find out awesome and amazing things about ourselves. Some we embrace, some we run from but in it all we enjoy the journey that takes us there.

A Cock at Attention – I’m So Fucking Horny!!

Usually I have about a week or so during the month (most of the time the week or so before I start my cycle) where I’m so crazy, mega horny that almost no amount of orgasms or sex can satisfy me. It’s that time during the month where I’m craving cagedmonkey’s nice big, thick, cock the most. I just want to feel him in my hand, my mouth, my tight wet pussy while in cumming good and hard on him, squeezing him.

For some reason this month my crazy horny time hasn’t stopped! Maybe my body is making up for the lull we had while packing and moving. I don’t know for sure but it started about two weeks ago and damn if I’m not super fucking horny STILL and I’m finishing up my cycle. It’s actually worse today than it has been. At times like these that I just love that I keep cagedmonkey denied of orgasm and “hair-trigger horny,” as I call it. When I keep him that way, it helps at times like this when I’m so fucking horny and am having a hard time being satisfied. I love having his cock stand at attention for me the moment I want to ride it and cum on it.

This morning is a perfect example of how horny I am and how I love having cagedmonkey ready on a whim. I had unlocked him Sunday night so I could tease him very intensely. I teased his cock for about an hour or so Sunday night and Monday night. I edged him over and over, stroked him until he was whimpering and begging me to stop. The first thing we did before I got out of bed this morning was make love. About an hour later I was dying to get some dick and how lucky that I have one here to use whenever I want. 🙂 I went to the bedroom with a dripping wet, horny pussy, slid my hand quietly under the blanket and woke hubby with a stroke of his cock. I love how his eyes get wide and he takes in a big breath when I startle him awake like that. It certainly didn’t take him long to get hard when I told him, “I need to fuck you right now.”

I climbed up, straddled him and rode his cock till I had a few orgasms. I’m so horny and sloppy wet this morning that we were both slippery, shiny, wet and gooey. I love seeing his cock glisten with my pussy juices. I was fucking him so hard, riding his cock, squeezing it with my intense orgasms that he began begging me to slow down and to be careful so he didn’t accidentally cum without permission. I have to admit, hearing him beg and whimper like that really got me going. It turned me on more, got me even hornier that I just HAD to twist myself off of him so I didn’t force an orgasm I’m not ready to give him yet. I love him like this way too much to give him an orgasm and have to start over building him up again.

So after I rolled off of him, I was laying there next to him for a second and realized how quivery and achy my pussy felt. I just NEEDED to cum again! I made him turn a bit sideways on the bed, while I laid on my back, and slide his cock in me so I could get myself off again on his big hard cock. I do love that position, it almost reminds me of the doggy style feeling and he can get in there nice and deep. I rubbed my clit good and fast and gave myself two fantastic back to back orgasms. The first one was so strong and intense and my whole body tensed, it surprised me and I kinda moaned out a “what the fuck?!” God damn that felt good. Ugh, I’m killing myself writing this right now haha. 🙂

About an hour after that (just as I started this post haha) I was getting myself all worked up again – it really didn’t take much. I just kept thinking about how, if my daughter wasn’t here, I would use the hell out of cagedmonkey. I have these strong feelings of wanting to use him to – try – satisfy my extreme horny. I was thinking about how I would love to straddle his face and make him lick me to a few messy, drippy orgasms. I want to make his face shine with my pussy juices from ear to ear. I thought about how I want to slide down his chest and right down onto his rock hard cock, riding him to even more orgasms. But, alas, our daughter is here doing her school work so, I’ll have to settle for sneaking in every so often and getting myself off using his body for my pleasure.

As I said when I started writing this post and got myself all worked up again I had to save it as a draft and go get myself more of his awesome cock in my pussy. I swear I’ve cum at least 8 times already in just the couple hours I’ve been awake. Ok I have to stop writing again and go get off more haha. Oh boy, I’m going to get nothing done today when I’m like this! 🙂

The Long Awaited Orgasm… For Her

The last few days have been interesting, to say the least., thanks to my My Lady’s self-imposed orgasm denial. ML began to feel the effects of the denial very quickly. Within a day she was already beginning to feel her level of horniness rise… which, if you consider the fact that she regularly cums 4-5 times a day, going stir crazy after a day isn’t particularly abnormal. Not only was she going without orgasms, but she also deprived herself of any penetration whatsoever. No toys, no fingers, not even my tongue was allowed to enter her pussy. The combination of those two denials really got to her.

By Thursday, her sexual obsessions were continuing to build, as shown in this text she sent me:

I gotta find something to do in order to keep my mind off all this sex stuff!

Hell no!  🙂  ML was only beginning to experience what I have been feeling for almost a month now – a near constant and frenzied need for sex. True, she is almost always wet and wanting sex, but it’s a completely different thing when the need hits you. It was finally getting to her, and it was showing. All of those times I would kiss her passionately, or grind up against her in the kitchen as the kids ate breakfast… actions that normalyl made ML moan softly were now producing louder and louder moans accompanied by sort-of-whimpering noises. And when I would grab her hips from behind and simulate fucking her doggy style, she would ram her ass back into me and her body would begin to shudder; I could swear she was fighting off one of those spontaneous orgasms she has from time to time.

Because of her denial, my role briefly changed from pleasing My Lady to teasing her. I didn’t stop licking her pussy, but I did always stop just short of making her cum. I started to get really good at edging her; several times I stopped all stimulation juuuuuust as she began to warn me of her approaching orgasm. There were times she had to work hard to keep herself from going over the edge, I got her so close. I was a fast learner, apparently.

Tonight, a mere four days after begging her own trial of orgasm denial, she couldn’t take it anymore. I was licking her pussy on the couch, bringing her to the very edge of orgasm over and over. After a particularly intense sequence where I edged her three times in a row and held her there with gentle licks on her clit with only the tip of my tongue, she finally broke down. She said that she needed to cum real bad, and either she needed an orgasm right then or else she “might just cry.” I couldn’t have that! I asked My Lady to tell me to make her cum.

To give her credit, she wrestled with the decision. I could tell she wanted to push herself more. She wanted to go farther. But she couldn’t; she had reached her limit. She grabbed the back of my head, pulled me into her pussy, and ordered me to make her pussy cum. And that’s exactly what I did.

It didn’t take long for her to cum, and she came fucking HARD. As I felt her pussy spasm under my tongue, her legs squeezed around my head and she lifted her hips off of the couch. I didn’t stop licking her clit for a second, and her orgasm got even more intense as I continued. She was grunting and groaning loudly, trying hard to keep the sounds to a minimum but failing at the attempt. I waited for her orgasm to begin to subside so I could give her the other thing she was craving so badly.

She had the same idea as I did. “Finger my fucking pussy, God damn it,” she said through gritted teeth. My hand was already in position. I thrusted two fingers deep into her, spreading her pussy open wide for the first time in days. Her eyes shot open wide and she cried out. I felt her pussy squeezing me almost immediately, and it gripped me even harder as I began to thrust in deeper. She was cumming, flying head first into one of the most intense orgasms I have ever witnessed. Her face flushed a deep red as her orgasm started. Her body crunched up, abdominal muscles flexing as wave after wave of climax crashed into her body. Her eyes were having trouble focusing steady on any one thing; her eyes with would lock with mine for a second before flying around wildly, nearly rolling back as the power of her orgasm pushed her to the edge of consciousness. Then, when an extremely intense shock of pleasure hit her, she actually stopped breathing for about thirty seconds. I had to remind her to keep breathing, although I’m not even sure she was able to hear me at all. Nevertheless, I held her tight and kept whispering “I got you” in her ear over and over, letting her know she was safe to take the ride as high as she wanted to.

Eventually, I could see it in her eyes that she was coming down. I smiled as I looked into her eyes and kissed her. She barely kissed me back, most of her energy drained by the massive orgasm she had just endured. Her eyes were drowsy and she was yawning over and over, her body fighting to catch her breath. It was absolutely AMAZING. I was so happy that she was able to experience such an intense orgasm, especially after waiting for it for so long (at least, in her opinion).  😉

So, overall, the female orgasm denial experiment went pretty well, I think. ML handled the denial like a trooper, only giving in after I pushed her pretty hard. And damn, was that orgasm worth it! I hope she feels the same way I do and is willing to try this again in the future. Definitely not for a while, though; she needs time to recover from this!!!

Two Can Play at That Game!

There has been an interesting development in our T&D games this week.

My Lady has expressed some (tentative) interest in experiencing the locked side of chastity – she is willing to explore female chastity with me…. sometime in the unspecified future, according to her. 🙂 The thought of me in a dominating role with her is intriguing, she admits, but even more interesting would be how absolutely insane batshit crazy horny we would be for each other if we were both locked and holding each others’ keys. ML would never be interested in a long term version of this, and neither would I; she will always be the ultimate keyholder for me. Even in a mutual chastity setting, if she really REALLY wanted out, I’d allow it. She’s the boss, after all.

After approximately two weeks of total 24/7 chastity, ML is beginning to long for her much desired PIV. Sure, she’s gotten plenty orgasms (either from my tongue, my fingers, or her magic wand),  but she is really missing my cock. Rather than cave with over a month away from her goal of pushing me to August, she decided to challenge herself a little. She decided to test herself to see just how much denial she could handle – two days ago, she enacted a self-imposed ban on orgasms and penetration of any kind!

And I will admit this right now… I’m having a lot of fun with it.  🙂

First off, I’ll say that it hasn’t really been about me dominating her, really. It’s more like ML is using me as a tool to tease herself and to see how much she can take. It’s less “YOU’LL CUM WHEN I ALLOW IT, YOU LITTLE SLUT” and more “Am I teasing you well, ma’am?” It may seem like a strange dynamic, but it’s working and we are having lots of fun so far.

Pleasing ML so often in so many ways has put me in tune with her body and her responses to stimulation. Up until now, I’ve used this info in order to please her as best I can. Now, I’m using the knowledge of her responses to keep her from cumming. She may be an expert at edging me, but I can do the exact same thing to her. To be honest, it’s actually a little more difficult considering that ML can literally think herself to an orgasm (if only I could do that!!!). I have to be a little bit more careful in pushing her close to the edge, and I also have to rely on her not to deliberately make herself cum with only her mind. But she’s been playing the game the right way, and her pussy has almost been constantly wet since we started.

Edging ML sure is fun, but I might be enjoying teasing her with penetration even more. Before I left for work tonight, I was rubbing my fingers in between her pussy lips, spreading her wetness around. She was breathing heavy pretty quickly, and I could feel her hips pushing towards my hand. I pressed my fingers just the slightest bit more, almost pushing past her tight inner lips and into her pussy but juuuuuust not quite. ML began to whimper and moan, which is something I thought only I did when I was being teased.  🙂  Even hotter was what her pussy was doing – I could feel her pussy lips sort of grabbing at my finger and trying to pull me in! I could tell she was desperate to have anything inside her. I gave one last push with my hand before removing it from her pussy. ML growled in frustration and her body shuddered as she struggled to fight off one of her famous spontaneous cums.

I totally respect My Lady for trying this out and seeing what she is capable of. I know for a fact that she will never be able to last as long as I do without an orgasm; she just loves cumming too much! That’s a good thing, too, because I love making her cum. To be honest, I don’t know if she is going to make it to her goal of getting to the weekend without any cumming or penetration, but the fact that she is giving it a try is impressive enough for me.